Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'

Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.

President Bush has delivered a new resolution to the U.N. saying that Saddam has failed to cooperate with U.N. resolutions, freeing us to get our war on. Don't mess with us France, or we'll send Jerry Lewis to Iraq as a human shield.

Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year.