Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.

Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.

There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'

This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'

I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.

President Bush has delivered a new resolution to the U.N. saying that Saddam has failed to cooperate with U.N. resolutions, freeing us to get our war on. Don't mess with us France, or we'll send Jerry Lewis to Iraq as a human shield.