Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.

Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.

President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.

Or as hockey player Sergei Fedorov knows it, 'The day I can legally start telling everyone I am sleeping with Anna Kournikova.'