Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

Singer Boy Dylan was stopped at his own sow by security guards who failed to recognize the singer. Asked to comment, Dylan replied, 'I can hardly blame them. Look at me.'

Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.

I have a wonderful respect for old people.

President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.