Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'

Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

On Sunday, the president flies to the Azores islands to attend a summit with British Prime Minister Tony Blair and Spanish Prime Minister Jose Aznar, and here's my prediction: Bush gets voted off.

President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.

I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.