In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.

Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

As John Kerry sails toward the Democratic nomination, new questions are emerging about President Bush's service in the National Guard, like where he was for six months in 1972 and why he refused to take a routine physical. President Bush has vowed to get to the bottom of this right after Election Day.

If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!

While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'