Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.

While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'

Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.

It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.' Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say 'Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but I'll check.'

Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.