Singer Boy Dylan was stopped at his own sow by security guards who failed to recognize the singer. Asked to comment, Dylan replied, 'I can hardly blame them. Look at me.'

John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.

Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq.

Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.

The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News.

I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.