President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that.'

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

I have a wonderful respect for old people.

Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.

Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold's movies.