President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that.'

Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoir has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern.

President Bush announced a billion dollar mission to the moon and Mars. He came up with a snappy new slogan - to drill where no man has drilled before.

The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone.

Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.

Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold's movies.