If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year.

I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

I have a wonderful respect for old people.

Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.

The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.