If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!

Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.

Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape?

Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoir has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern.

President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'

I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone.