Here in California, one candidate for governor is a 100-year-old woman. She's going door-to-door and asking one simple question - 'Do I live here?'

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.

John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.

This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'

I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone.