President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.

Maria Shriver is credited with helping Arnold win by standing by him despite allegations of groping. She had to stand by him cause Arnold had a vice grip on her left ass cheek.

Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress.

I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race.

I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

As John Kerry sails toward the Democratic nomination, new questions are emerging about President Bush's service in the National Guard, like where he was for six months in 1972 and why he refused to take a routine physical. President Bush has vowed to get to the bottom of this right after Election Day.