Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

I have a wonderful respect for old people.

In Louisiana, President Bush met with over 15,000 National Guard troops. Here's the weird part, nobody remembers seeing him there.

There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'

You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'

While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.