Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.

Saddam Hussein is about to face trial and George Bush wants to execute him. Not because of the war crimes, but because Saddam is beating him in the polls.

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit.

There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'

The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.