I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.

Here in California, one candidate for governor is a 100-year-old woman. She's going door-to-door and asking one simple question - 'Do I live here?'

President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.

President Bush has delivered a new resolution to the U.N. saying that Saddam has failed to cooperate with U.N. resolutions, freeing us to get our war on. Don't mess with us France, or we'll send Jerry Lewis to Iraq as a human shield.