Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'

Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card.

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

On Sunday, the president flies to the Azores islands to attend a summit with British Prime Minister Tony Blair and Spanish Prime Minister Jose Aznar, and here's my prediction: Bush gets voted off.