Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.

Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.

I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress.

I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

Tom Ridge now says we don't have to run out and put plastic sheets all over the house. Great, tell that to my dead parakeet.

President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.