That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.

After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.

It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.