That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.

I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Aykroyd and I never saw myself as in their world.

I never read the tabloids.

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago