You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could only wonder if I would ever have the chance to be funny. It took me five years to go up the two stories, but it is such a sense of fulfillment to be able to show what I can do on national television.

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.