You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you're allowed to censor it.

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.