You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago