Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.
A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'
Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!
I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.
I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you're allowed to censor it.