While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.

I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.

I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I've ever met, my siblings.