Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.

Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.

I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was gone for a year. That didn't really work for me. That isn't fair to make these life-forms and then disappear.