Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.

After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to kind of navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character.

My Obama is getting pretty good ... I think I'll vote for whoever makes my portrayal easier. It takes time to put together a comic impression. It takes time to recognize the tics. Right now, for instance, I could do a dead- on Paul Ryan and people wouldn't recognize it. Personalities take a while to sin.

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.