It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.

I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you're allowed to censor it.

If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago