It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to kind of navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character.

After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.