I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.

If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.