If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.

It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.