Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.