Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was gone for a year. That didn't really work for me. That isn't fair to make these life-forms and then disappear.

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

I never read the tabloids.

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.

I'm a real people-pleaser.