Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago