I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do.

If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Aykroyd and I never saw myself as in their world.