You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.

It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.

If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.

I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Aykroyd and I never saw myself as in their world.

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.