You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.

I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.

After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.

I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was gone for a year. That didn't really work for me. That isn't fair to make these life-forms and then disappear.