I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.

My Obama is getting pretty good ... I think I'll vote for whoever makes my portrayal easier. It takes time to put together a comic impression. It takes time to recognize the tics. Right now, for instance, I could do a dead- on Paul Ryan and people wouldn't recognize it. Personalities take a while to sin.

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.

I never read the tabloids.

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'