I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to kind of navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character.

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.

I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you're allowed to censor it.