My Obama is getting pretty good ... I think I'll vote for whoever makes my portrayal easier. It takes time to put together a comic impression. It takes time to recognize the tics. Right now, for instance, I could do a dead- on Paul Ryan and people wouldn't recognize it. Personalities take a while to sin.

I never read the tabloids.

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'