My Obama is getting pretty good ... I think I'll vote for whoever makes my portrayal easier. It takes time to put together a comic impression. It takes time to recognize the tics. Right now, for instance, I could do a dead- on Paul Ryan and people wouldn't recognize it. Personalities take a while to sin.

I never read the tabloids.

If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.