I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.

Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.

If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!