I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I've ever met, my siblings.

I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you're allowed to censor it.

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.