I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I've ever met, my siblings.

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.

I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could only wonder if I would ever have the chance to be funny. It took me five years to go up the two stories, but it is such a sense of fulfillment to be able to show what I can do on national television.

I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do.