You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could only wonder if I would ever have the chance to be funny. It took me five years to go up the two stories, but it is such a sense of fulfillment to be able to show what I can do on national television.

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.