You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.

It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.

My Obama is getting pretty good ... I think I'll vote for whoever makes my portrayal easier. It takes time to put together a comic impression. It takes time to recognize the tics. Right now, for instance, I could do a dead- on Paul Ryan and people wouldn't recognize it. Personalities take a while to sin.

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.