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I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.

I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human.

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.

It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.