You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

My Obama is getting pretty good ... I think I'll vote for whoever makes my portrayal easier. It takes time to put together a comic impression. It takes time to recognize the tics. Right now, for instance, I could do a dead- on Paul Ryan and people wouldn't recognize it. Personalities take a while to sin.

I'm a real people-pleaser.

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.

After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.