I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to kind of navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character.

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

I never read the tabloids.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.

I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Aykroyd and I never saw myself as in their world.

I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to kind of navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character.