There were times, earlier in my career, where I didn't have the wherewithal to self-edit, and I probably said things and pushed the limits to places where people might be put off. But that's truly part of developing as an artist.

Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.

It really drives me banana sangwich.

If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.