Saw a lost dog sign with a pic of the dog and a little boy hugging it. I'm assuming the kids safe and we're just focusing on the pooch.

Saw a lost dog sign with a pic of the dog and a little boy hugging it. I'm assuming the kids safe and we're just focusing on the pooch.

When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!

There's estrogen running through my veins!

When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.

I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.

Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.