I would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had said all this vulgar stuff. They would be like, 'Oh you're a silly boy - we know you're just playing.

Then it was snack time, right in the middle of mass. Right out of nowhere, the priest would look down and say, 'Let's have some yum yums!' You would get in line - you would jump in the line - and you would go up and get the crouton O'Christ.

The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.

I'm a late-night guy.

True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!

I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.

I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks.