When a guy says "I have no idea what you're talking about" it means "I'm thinking of exactly what you're saying I did while I lie to you."

There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain. Throughout my career I've trusted my instincts to lead me down the right path, and I am honored to work together with this network while contributing to the legacy that is HBO.

I've lived (in LA) for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't anymore.

Sometimes, when a person gains a lot of success at a very young age, they become targets, and it's really easy to follow the crowds and not make independent decisions based on truly how you feel.

It really drives me banana sangwich.