If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights.
Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.
When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion.