I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don't work off a set list; I like to keep it more in the moment. I like to have information about where I'm going, what might be happening in that particular region as well. I like for people to feel like the show is for them.

Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school

Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

I love singing along to the radio while I'm riding in the back of a squad car.