I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don't work off a set list; I like to keep it more in the moment. I like to have information about where I'm going, what might be happening in that particular region as well. I like for people to feel like the show is for them.

I'm bringing back the skinny tie but wearing it tied around my balls.

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.

I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people.

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

I've been ignoring my feelings lately. That works pretty well. Might also settle for less this week, just to try it out.