If you're 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a greaseball whose arms are around you at a club you lose at life. If you're the greaseball you win.
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.
I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.
I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.
Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.