We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

I want to be able to challenge myself. And do things that are away from what I usually do. Stand-up is safe for me. I can do stand-up in front of twenty-five thousand people, and I'm like, "I know how to do this. This is what I do." I want to be a little scared.

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.

I would love to have acidy spit.

I've been ignoring my feelings lately. That works pretty well. Might also settle for less this week, just to try it out.

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.