It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.
Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.
Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?
There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes.
I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.
I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights.