My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.
Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?
You can't teach an old hater new truths.
I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.
There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.