You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.

There's estrogen running through my veins!

When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not

I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.