You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.

You can't teach an old hater new truths.

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.

Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.

Sometimes, like we all do, I look at myself in the mirror. Sometimes I cry. Like a really hard cry like you just watch yourself cry but then you're done and you're just glowing and you're staring at yourself.