I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.
I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.
I don't like littering and I think it leads to terrorist activities.
You can't become tempted if you just give in a little quicker.
I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don't work off a set list; I like to keep it more in the moment. I like to have information about where I'm going, what might be happening in that particular region as well. I like for people to feel like the show is for them.