When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.

If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!

Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.

There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.

True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.