When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.

I've lived (in LA) for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't anymore.

When I'm looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don't look to congressman or my mayor. I say, 'What would Miss U.S.A. have to say about this?'

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.

If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping.

I don't like people that litter. If you don't throw a wrapper in the trashcan and you just toss it out on the ground I wanna take you and toss you into outer space.