I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.
When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.
Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.
Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?