I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

I would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had said all this vulgar stuff. They would be like, 'Oh you're a silly boy - we know you're just playing.

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.

I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.