I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.

Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if you mail it in or if you give 80 percent, even with a win, they'll let you know that's not how you do it. They want - if it's comedian, if it's a musician, bring us your best show.

You know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram.

I found someones passport on the ground tonight. Where do you sell these things?

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.

I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.