I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance.

What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.

If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.

If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping.

When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not

You know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram.

Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.