When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.

When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.

There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.

The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.