When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.

Listening to Evanescence makes me want to break up with a girl in real time as a giant antique hourglass falls to the floor in slow motion.