When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.

Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.

When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not

Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.