Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.
I live my life like there's no yesterday.
I'm a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers.
Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?
Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.
How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.