I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school
Dane CookI'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush.
Dane CookTrue love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!
Dane CookOnstage, it's all just a heightened and more elaborate version of me. When you're standing onstage, your adrenaline is going, your enthusiasm is at full tilt, and the excitement helps elevate you're attitude. I've always wanted to be as close to myself offstage, being funny with my buddies, and that's what I've worked hard on - being authentic to who I really am.
Dane Cook