I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.

I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.

When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.

Saw a lost dog sign with a pic of the dog and a little boy hugging it. I'm assuming the kids safe and we're just focusing on the pooch.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.