When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.

I'm really great in other peoples relationships.

Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.

You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.

I'm a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers.