It's hard to be happy for someone when you know deep down they'd kill you if they had the chance.
Dane CookI don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead.
Dane CookI can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.
Dane Cook