Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.