Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.

When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion.

It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.

Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.