I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people.
Dane CookI can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.
Dane CookI miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.
Dane Cook