I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people.

I'm watching some television tonight. I'm watching The Discovery Channel. You know, this channel, you never ever plan on watching this. It just happens. You're flickin' around, all of a sudden - boom - you're watching a mole for an hour-and-a-half.

What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school