In the year 3000, everything will be instant.

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you.

I always wanted to do a B&E. Not bacon and eggs. Although I could always go for bacon and eggs. I'm talking about breaking in and entering.

I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting.

Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?

People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.