In the year 3000, everything will be instant.

True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!

I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead.

I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.