Teach your kids to make deplorable choices and hopefully they'll rebel and make the right ones.

Text a guy you like right now, "I'm thinking about you." If he says, "mmm are you in bed?" Never speak to him again he's a lifelong moron.

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

Onstage, it's all just a heightened and more elaborate version of me. When you're standing onstage, your adrenaline is going, your enthusiasm is at full tilt, and the excitement helps elevate you're attitude. I've always wanted to be as close to myself offstage, being funny with my buddies, and that's what I've worked hard on - being authentic to who I really am.

I'm really great in other peoples relationships.

I live my life like there's no yesterday.