It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.
Dane CookTime machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back... mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass I'm your son from the future! Ahaha!
Dane CookI'm interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm kind of a performance rat, that's what I want to do, I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.
Dane CookPain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.
Dane Cook